Everyday is a New Disaster

Please tell me you know this person. The one who rants for 20 minutes about spilling a diet coke in their car. The one who gets irate over an inconvenience. The one who has to announce every little problem and annoyance. It seriously makes me wonder how they handle things like illness, unemployment, and death.
Trust me I know that spilling something in your car can be upsetting. The first week I had my new car I spilled red fun dip in the passenger seat. Now why I was carrying around a half eaten fun dip in my kate spade I can't tell you. This is why I shouldn't have nice things. However, to my knowledge I never complained to anyone about it. I cleaned it up.

If it wasn't this it would be something else. - Elizabethtown